Funny Quotes
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I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.
- Hillary Clinton (commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents).
A rich man's joke is always funny.
- Proverb.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
- Unknown.
Half of the people in the world are below average.
- Anonymous.
I am at two with nature.
- Woody Allen.
Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.
- Geraldo Rivera.
Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire.
- Dan Zevin.
Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
- Jim Wohford
The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.
- David Friedman.
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
- Homer J Simpson.
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